Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Perhaps a cage would be best for everyone involved.

Oh god, I don’t even want to think about the perverted half-mischiefs that I would get up to if you were using the other eye to, say, watch tennis (it can be anything else, I was just using tennis as an example)

I'm keeping an eye on you. Might as well make it both. Who knows what you'll try to do with just one eye watching you.

No.

You think you're FUNNY huh mude56

I would never do that to you. I would kill myself before being so cruel.

You could die and leave me all alone. HMM

Fine. Well, I’ll just rough it out. What’s the worse that can happen?

Yes. But that isn't going to convince me of anything. It's your heart that's faulty.

But couldn’t the same be said from my point of view?