Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Would you be crying for those reasons?

The crying would be more so caused by the emotional trauma, rather than actual physical pain.

You can cry over it afterwards, when your mission has been accomplished.

But I might get a bruise.

Hey, whatever needs to be done to ensure maximum emotional damage. A few punches would be worth it.

Eh, I don’t know. It’s best to put maybe a table or something between you and them, just in case they throw some punches in retaliation.

Even more when you are particularly close to the person you are insulting.

Especially when it’s in response to someone trying their hardest at something. It really knocks ’em down a few notches.

Always a very witty thing to say.

Don’t quit your day job.