Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

You have nothing to be afraid of. You are not going. Relax.

But it scares me. I’m not even going to be doing anything and like smurfing some demon god it scares me.

Don't try to scare me you bastard

You will get used to the weird, Swedish beds that are made out of bear feces.

Yeah, it's probably going to get hard to leave. Too attached. Maybe. I'm curious to see whether I can handle being away from home or not. Hopefully I'll enjoy it, and not want to come back to my own bed.

If I was on holiday that long... I don’t know. It wouldn’t seem like a holiday, after a while. Maybe you aren’t even going on holiday, though. Maybe it’s some weird spiritual pilgrimage thing that all swedes must complete every 25 years (at most)

Eat a load of fish or something. Comfort food.

What are you going to do?

Sweet mother of smurf that is a long time.

From June 19th to July 25th