Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

How do you know he was not in drunken stupor? The few times that anything between him and I has been exchanged, I can tell that he has more alcohol in his system than humanly possible.

It should smurf off and die though, really. There was something that Paul guy said in that UK Meet Up thread about randomness that I thought was absolutely perfect. :laugh:

Cursed randomness! Always getting on my case. Get off my back, man! I should say to it. But it’s not like, a person or anything, so it wouldn’t be any use.

Completely random. There was nothing either of us could have done to stop it.

What triggered this?

*rains on your parade*

You had playdough bugs that were the playing pieces, and when something happened (I can’t remember what) you would press a small mold onto them, which made them say SPLAT!.

I didn't know there was a board game called splat. That doesn't sound like a name for a board game.

The board game?

Splat!