Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

There are no people like that. I think you’re making up!

One of those people who get depressed when you're not around, apparently.

Who the smurf is that?

Oh, you'd be better off asking that question of someone like...yanis.

I thought that all Southerners, naturally, were retarded. Therefore, a man considered mildly retarded in the south, would be extremely retarded in, say, Uganda.

A mildly retarded southern man isn't necessary for a heavily retarded man anywhere else, though. If I get what you mean.

Does a mildly retarded southern man make for a heavily retarded man anywhere else in the world?

Nothing, it's just from The Stand. A mildly retarded southern man uses those expressions a lot.

What... what is this

M-O-O-N, that spells laws.