Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I do. I love it. There wasn’t enough of it, in my opinion. I’ve been thinking about something like this for a long time, and I had high expectations. I thought, if anything would be enough to break ShlupQuack (short of shutting down the place entirely) that would be it.

Maybe I just get too carried away in my fantasies...

I don't like it when people are so overly dramatic.

He’ll be back, anyway, so I don’t know what you’re blubbering about.

Bear in mind that he never knew you existed.

Well, I'm going to miss his graphicy stuff. He was so good at that.

It still seems too good to be true.

He's not going to bother you ever again.

Better me than Genius Lynx.

You did it on purpose!

It’s because I replied to him in General Chat somewhere, he was turned on to me. Common logic, my dear!