Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I couldn’t trust something like that. I’m sure it would malfunction and explode when I least expect it.
Do you miss Christmas?

Explode you when you wanted it to, not allow you to procrastinate, etc

What would this chip do, exactly?

I still think implanting a chip would save you a lot of trouble.

Maybe I’ll just try and save some willpower so I can do it myself. I’m not sure if I can trust anyone else with such an important task.

Why can't you ask someone else to do that ? I ain't DOWN

If I ever do that, I want you to torch me.

I'd have to gag you if you did that.

I’d probably start squealing like a smurfing pig.

And start sweating like a pig. That is a good expression.