Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Would epic be an appropriate word?

He is a cool dude though. He's in The Stand and he likes to set things on fire. I'm almost done with that smurfing thing. Finally. I've been reading it for a month now.

Probably just kill myself.

What would you do if someone started calling you Trashcan Man?

Not really. I had my suspicions all along... they just have now been confirmed.

Do you feel like a weight has been lifted off your shoulder?

That was the joke. That was his joke, and I didn’t get it. I still don’t get it, but now I smurfing know where it comes from.

I'm Captain Basch!

I don't even know if he ever says that. But I like it.

Do you have any quotes from FFXII that you enjoy more than most?

I don't know why, but that just suddenly made me so disgusted with this place.