You have too much faith in the microwave.
If I put them in the microwave they'll be as soft as I want!
Not THAT soft.
Maybe I will make a guacamole out of them.
They taste... nothing like that. They are soft!
They don't look edible at all. They look like they'd taste like macademia nuts.
There are lots of them in New Zealand. Very common. I don’t hate or love them.
I've never had one. Never seen one of thems before.
Perhaps sometime in the future, then. You will discover.
No. I would have looked it up, but just too lazy right now.
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