Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Just couldn’t keep away from you. 8-)

She should have been behind him when he was doing that. Always get behind. Ha, Peter's hit so many people in the eye with grapes. He's got Val twice. Which reminds me--she's coming back for a couple days this month. Huh!

They were small, unripe pears. Perfect for the hitting!

Jesus. I'd think the pears would explode when he hit them with the bat holy god that must have hurt like a bitch AND THEY CAN'T BE FRIENDS

The moral of the story is: a lemon in the pear’s place would probably be more painful, depending on where the juice goes.

One time at we were at a place called Tinopai and I was with my cousin (Jethro (yes, I have a cousin called Jethro ) and my cousin (Jasmine) and he were hitting pears with bats but Jethro hit one and it SMASH jasmine in the eye and she got a black one (eye)

He also hit lemons with baseball bats with my brothers while I stayed inside.

Like tennis. Or badminton. Your friend was playing that outside, once. Many years ago.

As long as you're prepared to receive similar verbal abuse back, FINE.

What? I was planning on calling you a bitch to your face as much as I could!