Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

You can't treat humans the same way, I hope you know, you evil person.

I’ve called him worse stuff before. It seems if I do it in a nice tone, it doesn’t matter what I say. It’s even better if I am holding a can of some sort. It doesn’t even have to be cat food. Just a can will make him love me.

He'll look hurt. You'll never forget the look on his face if you do it.

Couldn’t be too hard.

Can you call him a bastard to his face?

Oh yeah I forgot about that bastard. Yeah, I better not forget how to crawl too soon.

Or play with your cat?

That will lead to body pain. I will only use it when I say, drop something important.

Use it as your only method of transportation.

Crawl around on the floor?