Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

You'll never do it again?

Sometimes... well, I would much rather be messing around than cooking chickens, but sometimes SOME responsibility must be.. you know. Whatever you do to responsibility.

Why do I even bother

I’m not that gay ffs

Well, if you're going to be a child, you might as well embrace everything that comes with it. Crawling around on the floor is much more fun than cooking chickens.

why

You should turn into a rugrat.

Not adult in my sense, anyway. I’m pretty much still a child.

I don't know why you have to wait until you're 21. But it's not like anyone listens anyways.

Why would being an adult at 18 have been bad?

What the smurf is so bad about drinking?

I would have been smurfed if I was an adult at 18. I’m not even an adult now.