Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I bet he's a serial killer now. Those guys are smurfing freaks. I mean Boy Scouts, obviously serial killers are too.

I was never in it, so I don’t really know. I did have one friend who was in Scouts, though, and he knew lots of boys and girls from it. He sure was popular. It always seemed kind of boring to me, though.

I think here it's like

Eagle Scouts
Boy Scouts
Cubs

Maybe there's a few more between Boy and Eagle, though. I think young girl scouts are brownies. Or...maybe I'm getting girl scouts confused with some mormon stuff. smurf.

Besides, there is no such thing as Boy Scouts, anyway. It is just Scouts. Or, for the younger ones, Cubs. At least, that’s the way it is around these parts.

Yeah but they just sell cookies. And I know EVERYONE smurfing loves Girl Scout cookies but I think they're dumb and I don't like them and they can go smurf themselves. No cookies.

Girl Guides

Can't join the Boy Scouts either.

Those sexist japanese BASTARDS.

I don't think women are allowed anyways.

Not unless I had like, a fetish for them people or somethings.