Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I can see how you can do that with oranges, but it's smurfing hard to demolish a banana. Work on your gentle skills.

Oranges and bananas both have to be opened. I usually end up severely damaging the precious meat of both fruits. :(

I'll try this. I hope I don't forget to bring them in at night though. Might as well stick to oranges.

Leave them in the sunlight.

Haha, ugh. So gay. If only there was some way to speed up the process...

HAHA yeah I was mad about that the other day. I bought some pears and I took one of them to work but it was all HARD. I thought smurf this is too hard to eat so I disposed of it.

I hate how some fruits take smurfing forever to get ready to eat. Like pears. God damnit they're so good but I can't wait DAYS to eat one. But then when I eat it too early it's not good. Wah

Just to eat chocolate and get fat.

It's best to just not trust anyone when it comes to stuff like that.

There’s always like 1000 people saying chocolate is bad for you, and then around easter one hippie woman says chocolate is good for you actually and everyone believes her because she has wild hair and goes against the grain.