Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Back there. You tried to get me to get someone to nag me all the time.

When did I do THAT

You tried to get it onto me!

Nagging is the worst thing in the world.

You’re pretty much the closest thing I have to that.

Find someone that you tell everything to and employ them to nag you whenever they see that you are procrastinating. Perhaps equip them with a taser, too.

Any other ideas?

What else would get the job done?

Do you really think I need to take such a drastic measure?

You need some sort of chip planted into your brain to give you a small electric shock whenever you're procrastinating.