Gabriel Jesus is a king and it is the greatest tragedy that he has to play at Arsenal
Bruno Fernanj is a shambolic fraud, his being mentioned in the same breath as KDB is a disgrace
Graham Potter to Chelsea will end in tears for everyone involved
Erling Haaland is a holy love cyborg from outer space and Mbappe isn't fit to clean his boots
An option about Spuds because I have to but care so little about them I don't know what to say
Idiot fans working themselves into a shoot over the 7 year curse will manifest Jurgens sacking...
...and will refuse to accept blame next year when Stevie G manages Liverpool into 15th in the league
everton lol
