The Joke Thread II

Rules:
One joke per post and the answer or whatever!

But post as many times as you like!!

[leeza]No. There will be no double posting and you may post only once in every ten posts. ~ Leeza[/leeza]

Ok let's start:
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"


~I love Blondes really~

wahey, while we're on Blonde Jokes, how would a Blonde arrange these words into sentances

fun, worry, fun, worry, fun, worry

answer: Fun (period) Fun (period) Fun (no period) worry worry worry


PS: i love Blondes really ^^

-Gull-

What do you call a cow wearing black? Emoo
What do you call it when puppets cry? Tickle Me Emo

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."

man: Oh, that's terrible!. How long have I got?

doctor:Ten

man: Ten? "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!

doctor: Nine...

The other one is only half way down the first page. Use it!