This is what the 5th Anniversary Ciddies have done to me

I recently searched 'agrudis' on EoFF, and one of the results was '5th Anniversary Ciddies - Finalists Revealed - Vote now!' I saw that I'd been nominated for '47) Not be able to get their fingers out of a finger trap'.

I only got one nomination, though, and didn't win (at least I think that's how it works). So, to show I deserved more nominations for it, I got a finger trap off eBay. It was fun for, say, five minutes, but now I am genuinely stuck.

You people did this to me!!!

Oh, and if you know how to get out of a finger trap, please tell me.

Push it towards you and then pull it off.

Or just, y'know, cut it off since it's made of paper and all.

CHOP YOUR FINGERS OFF? :bigsmile:

Didn't work

If you can't slice something made of paper with scissors, I suggest repeating Kindergarten.

I always assumed "finger trap" meant "mouse trap". I didn't know that award was for the paper finger trap thingy. It makes slightly more sense now.

It's not made of paper, it's more... plasticky ... and I am not cutting it

Then you'll have to use Christmas' advice.

If television has taught me anything, the only way to get a finger trap off is to track down an ancient Chinese medicine man. These are usually found in your local China Town in the back of a really dark and scary alley. Upon meeting him, you will have to completely three seperate missions of great (and seemingly unimportant) importance. Once you complete these missions, you will return to him and he will explain to you in great detail how to remove the finger trap.

You will then have to fight him to the death.

Yeah, say good bye to your finger. :bigsmile:

Eric you are so stupid, how are you supposed to use scissors with your fingers in a trap? Maybe YOU should repeat kindergarten WITH YOUR FINGERS IN A TRAP AND SEE IF YOU CAN CUT THINGS :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

It can be done with either assistance from another person, or by operating the scissors with your mouth/feet/telekinesis.

:monster:

editga: Go pick up some KY, throw it on the plastic and it'll slide right out.

ARGgggggggggggggg

RIP CIDDIES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

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Originally Posted by Jowy

operating the scissors with your mouth

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If you can do this you could make a hell of a living as a gigolo :monster:

Fantastic. :cool: