Strong Duck.. or something else?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6283677.stm

This was a little while ago but it still fascinates me as to how a duck could survive in a refridgerator for 2 days after being shot.
Some of my theories are:
- The duck was not a duck but instead, a robot.
- The duck was not a duck but instead, an alien.
- The duck was purposely swapped to make it seem like it lived.
- The duck was not a duck but instead, an evil ninja chicken which are taught to live under the most extreme circumstances.

Any input? :p

It was a tetanus shot

Craziness! I have no love for hunters, why don't they just buy food like normal people? :P But yeah, go duck go!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6309159.stm

It - just - won't - DIE! :eek:

sorry if this offends anyone, but :rolleyes2 only in america eh?
sheesh, the hunter cant even do his job properly!?
oh, and it was OBVIOUSLY a GM mutant duck from thew south pole

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=100912

DUCK DISCUSSIONS ARE EVERYWHERE

Please see link above to another thread discussing this topic.