Kingdom Hearts Behind the Scenes

Ever wondered if what happens behind the scenes of KH and do you wonder if Sora can really beat all those FF characters? This should explain it to you

KH I Traverse Town Squall Scene

Squall: "So What's my role in this scene?"

Director: "In this scene you're going to fight Sora and let him beat you, but make it look good"
Squall: Let this little twirp beat me, oh you better be glad you're paying me good for this!

KH I Neverland flying scene

Director: Listen Sora in this scene you're going to fly

Sora: Fly really!? Awesome I always wanted to fly

Director: Well actually you'll be on wire

Sora depressed: Oh

KH II Sephiroth scene:

Sephiroth: So you want me fight Sora and lose again!?"

Director: Yeah

Sephiroth:Why should I let this brat beat me again when I can tear him limb from in a second?

Director: Because you're the big star babe, I have to have you again, you can do it

Sephiroth: I'll only do it if I can fight Cloud

Director: Deal *shakes Sephiroths hand hard*

KH II

Cloud: Yo director what happened to Aeris she sounds like a drone.

Director: Oh you see that wasn't the same Aeris we had last time, well you know as good as I do that Aeris is dead so we tried to clone her with the remains we found, ,but we ended up making a retarded version with Amnesia.

from KH2...

Director: All right, goofy. For this scene you need to get hit in the head with a giant boulder. :D OK?

goofy: A-hyuk! OK! wait a minute gawrsh, do i have to? *bam*
X.X....*recovers consciousness*

Director: Wait, that wasn't good, enough goofy. You have to LOOK dead. Another boulder!

Goofy: Bwaaah! *bam*

Director: Oops. We need a new stupid dog sidekick! pronto! Does Scooby doo have an agent?

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Ashley Schovitz

Cloud: Yo director what happened to Aeris she sounds like a drone.

Director: Oh you see that wasn't the same Aeris we had last time, well you know as good as I do that Aeris is dead so we tried to clone her with the remains we found, ,but we ended up making a retarded version with Amnesia.

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that was the only funny one :p

~ Before starting Kingdom Heart ~

Director: Ok last we need A Cid, not ALL Cids!
All Cids: WHAT?!?
Director: Line up and I'll see which Cid sould be best Ok, bring the first one up.
Cid1: Pick me because I know Airship.
Director: And?
Cid1: That it.
Director: You don't even know that MOST Cids knows what an Airship is. NEXT!
Cid2: Pick me because I know Airship.
Director: You're the same as the first one. NEXT!
Cid3: *#%^ *^ (@!#%%@ * %#^( @$!&#@*.
Director: ...I don't know what the heck you said. NEXT!
Cid4: Pick me because I have been helping two cry babies to fight...
Kain: Cid, someone broke my Spear again, *Crying*
Cid4: Forget Kingdom Heart, I got Things to do again...*walk away*
Director: Ok...NEXT!
Cid12: Pick me...
Director: WAIT A MINUTE! Your on the wrong game...Beside KH1 AND KH2 came before FF12 came...NEXT!
Cid8: Pick me because I have skills of taking care of kids.
Director: Thats new...TEST! *A heartless Shadow attack and killed Cid8*...not...NEXT!
Cid9: Pick *Gwok* me *Gwok* because I *Gwok* was a KING *Gwok*.
Director: Yea, KING OF BUGS. NEXT!
Cid10: Pick me because...
Rikku: Daddy! That guy is about to rape me.*Point to Riku*
Riku: I did not...
Cid10: THAT IT! *walk out*
Director: Ok...NEXT!
CidTSW: Pick me because I know how to deal with dead people.
Director: We already got someone that can see dead people...*Point to Sora*...NEXT!
Cid6: Pick me...
Celes: YOU! *Cast Stop on Cid6*
Director: ...NEXT!
Cid7: *Puffing* Sorry for being late...
Director: srew this, Cid7 you are THE Cid for Kingdom Hearts.
Cid7 => CidKH: Yay...what?

hahaha that was good xD

~ Before fighting vs Sephiroth ~

Sephiroth: Wheres Cloud?
Sora: Riku is that you? *Pulling Sephiroth's hair*
Sephiroth: HE'S PULLING MT HAIR!
Director: CUT! Sora let the hair go.
*Sora lets the hair go*
Director: HE'S NOT RIKU! *Point to Sephiroth* AND YOUR LINES ARE "Beats me." ALL ACTORS BACK TO YOUR PLACE. Sora vs Sephiroth, take two, ACTION!
Sephiroth: Wheres Cloud?
Sora: Um...beating his meat, didn't know he had one...
Director: CUT!
Cloud (Backstage): I'll kill Sora for this!
Director: Sora vs Sephiroth, take three, ACTION!
Sephiroth: Wheres Cloud?
Sora: Your a$$.
Sephiroth: I didn't know hes behind me.
Director: CUT!
Cloud (Backstage): I bloodly never sleeped with Sephiroth.
Director: Sora vs Sephiroth, take four, ACTION!
Sephiroth: Wheres Tifa?
Director: CUT!
Cloud (Backstage): o.O
Director: Sora vs Sephiroth, take five, ACTION!
Sephiroth: Whe...
Cap. Hook: NOT THE OTHER HAND! *Ran over Sora*
Director: CUT! HOOK THIS IS KINGDOM HEART 2 AND YOUR NOT ON IT SO PISS OFF!!!
Cloud (Backstage): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Director: Sora vs Sephiroth, take sex, ACT...
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cloud (Backstage): The Director said sex, HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Director: Ha Ha VERY funny, Sora vs Sephiroth, take SIX, ACTION!
Sora: Wheres Cloud?
Sephiroth: Beats me.
Director: CUT!
Cloud (Backstage): Oh Yuna gone nude...
Tidus, Wakka & Auron (Backstage): WHAT!?!
Director: Sora vs Sephiroth, take seven, ACTION!
Sephiroth: Wheres Cloud?
Sora: um...cloud?
Director: CUT!
Cloud (Backstage): Note to self, shoot Sora at his nuts.
Director: We'll better do this the next time we have Sora, BREAK TIME!

OOC: I got more of this but this' getting too long.

OOC(EDIT): Noone post more so I don't want to DP/TP, might as well to add few more...

Director: Right! Everyone back to your place! Now...Sora vs Sephiroth, take 8, ACTION!
Sephiroth: Wheres Cloud?
Sora: Beats me.
Sephiroth: ...LINE!
Director: CUT! TRY AGAIN! Sora vs Sephiroth, take 9, ACTION!
Sephiroth: Wheres...*Ringing*...hold on...*Start talking on his cellphone* WHAT? But mommy, I don't want to go. *Wineing*
Director: CUT! I OFF TO KILL A FOOLISH WOMAN WHO BE NAMELESS! *Off to find Sephiroth's mother*