The most random thing you've ever said/done?

I'm probably the thirty-first most random person on the planet. Let's face it, I'm weird. What's the most random, weird thing you've ever done?

About a year ago my friend and I had a random conversation that went something like this:
My friend:Did you know your daughter's been involved with voodoo and the occult?
Me:We both do.
My friend: Voodoo?
Me: We do.
My friend: You do?
Me: Yes, voodoo.

Just for the record, this wasn't our conversation. It was something Judge Judy said to a person she was judgerising. My friend and I were merely saying it without thinking.

Scene: playing cards (big 2)

I place a hand higher than hers
Her: Screw you
Me: Yea screw me I'd enjoy it

friend: ;D
me: ;o
friend: yes thats right, i wing at you!
me: wing?
friend: wink*
me: WING?
friend: :\
me: YOU WING!
friend: DONT MAKE ME WING YOU!
me: lol wing!

My mom was telling me about how one of her pants has patches in the crotch region that are falling off, so there're some holes there. I commented that her pants have crotch rot. She gave me that look again (y'know that "one of these days, we're having you tested" look).

Not yet. But I intend to take part in a FLASH MOB one day :bigsmile: and 'twill be deliciously deliciously random for people unaware of the plot.

Me and my friend managed to have a long conversation about bread once.
Had to be there i guess x].

There is never a day that passes that I don't do something stupid in some way, shape, or form. o_o

Grade 9, someone was bothering me and I said something really stupid.

"Yeah, that's right! I said twat!"

My friends still like to bring that up, to my embarrassment.

I'm usually sane unless in a sleep deprived state. Probably the most random thing I said was during a D&D game, something along the lines of "You bad person you, Pyro the Seal will get you", to which one person drinking pepsi did a humorous nose shooting of pepsi.

Me: It's too cold.
Cousin: Yeah, Newfoundland is always too cold.
Me: We should get some tugboats and haul it down to the equator or something.
Both of us at the same time (singing): THIS IS OUR ISLAND IN THE SUN! HOT HOY HOY!

That was retarded. XD

Nah, Im more the person who in the middle of a conversation says something completely irrelevant and random :/

Well, I don't really say random things, my friend says more random things, but it becomes things that we both say over time. xD Example: "Stuffiness of fumes". We talked about that one day. xD

I went up to Baker Street station last week for no apparent reason

i go through stages of random hyperisity (like now) and say things like "blaablablegablooer"
i am so childish...hehe

After saying something really loud in class everyone looks at me.

"Now I am going back into my bubble..."

In a higher than my own voice. :)