Greetings

okay then no more SPPPAAAAAM! K
A Common greeting you do to your friends or new People ya meet...Me I offer them a rose be it female...male I say "I'm gonna punch ya in the face!"

Saying good bye "good bye my lovely dearest " to female...to male I go "I will punch ya in the face next time we meet"....I say those things on tuesday

what do you do when greeting or saying good bye?

Whats Up Kid? if its my friend, if its my girlfriend, i say " So, how is the most gorgeous girl on earth doing today?"

With my friends- "Hello people- and I use the term loosely."

A simple 'alright' and a nod of the head is enough for me

'Hi'

depends what mood am in...yo/haylo is cool with me
and byebye is ok with me/goodbye