Originally Posted by
Dagga
D'ya hear about yer wan over there like, she got wrecked last night and was knackered this mornin' But fair play to her she got up and went to school unfortunately didn't concentrate and got bate'ed by the yoke... whatsername, yer 'oul wan... The teacher! I guess t'was er fault anywho coz she was actin' the maggot... the stick the teacher was bate'in er with was banjaxed though. Heh I bet you don't give a bollox. This paragraph's a bit arseways...
Geez I'm such an eejit...