Chuck Norris Jokes Are Lame

Does anyone else think this? I remember when they were kinda funny awhile ago, but now when people say them, I cry a little inside.

I mean, they used to be a little funny, but now, everyone says them and I just am so tired of him being widely talked about. For example, in my class the other day, a kid said:

"Wilt Chamberlain claims to have engaged in coitus with 20,000 women in his life, Chuck Norris calls that a slow Tuesday"

After the joke he asked me:

"Hey does anyone actually know who Chuck Norris is?'"

I just walked away at that point. I mean they're just not cool anymore in my opinion, and I wish people would just let it die already, I mean they aren't beating a dead horse anymore, They're beating a pulp that the horse used to be.

So, do you still think these jokes are good, or must they stop!?

They're no "your mom".

They must be purged. They must be stopped. Let us take up arms, Mr. ... and defeat this dastardly villian before the situation gets anymore out of hand! We make the last stand for sanity now! Hoooooooooo!!

One time I said something about cancer being a horrible disease, because I have known a lot of people that suffer from it in my life, and the kid responded with "Chuuuck Norrrrris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever." I stood there, staring, for what seemed like eternity. Then I slowly opened my mouth and uttered my response, "How's about death, eh?". He was dumbfounded. Had I just threatened him? Was I joking? He did not know.

He will never find out.

SCREW YOU FILTER

I've laughed at Chuck Norris jokes on two separate occasions:

The chapter in The Alphabet of Manliness, and the battle against Adolf Hitler

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Originally Posted by Bunny

They must be purged. They must be stopped. Let us take up arms, Mr. ... and defeat this dastardly villian before the situation gets anymore out of hand! We make the last stand for sanity now! Hoooooooooo!!

One time I said something about cancer being a horrible disease, because I have known a lot of people that suffer from it in my life, and the kid responded with "Chuuuck Norrrrris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever." I stood there, staring, for what seemed like eternity. Then I slowly opened my mouth and uttered my response, "How's about death, eh?". He was dumbfounded. Had I just threatened him? Was I joking? He did not know.

He will never find out.

SCREW YOU FILTER

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See, its things like that that are just so terrible, like honestly, I've begin to think that people that rely on Chuck Norris jokes heavily, are dumber than someone who has widespread brain damage. (brain damage caused by hearing two Chuck Norris jokes in succession.)

Sometimes a bunch of my friends will get together and apply Chuck Norris jokes to us.

Apparently if you spell "Griff" in scrabble, you win, forever.

Chuck Norris jokes were an old meme about an hour before they appeared the first time.

I just don't understand why people think they're funny. :p

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Originally Posted by Jowy

I've laughed at Chuck Norris jokes on two separate occasions:

The chapter in The Alphabet of Manliness, and the battle against Adolf Hitler

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Yes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIgey9NLdhk

That is why Chuck Rocks.

Definitely.

Why is it that I'm the only one getting filtered when typing Chuck Norris?

You have to know how to bypass the world filter. 8-)

The bashing on Chuck Norris jokes trend is just as lame imho.

I can't stand them. Last year in this class where we never had anything to do, the only two friends I had in it would spend the entire hour exchanging those jokes. Once in awhile I couldn't help but laugh, but I would be so happy if I never heard another one in my entire life. :monster: