If you awakened a genie from her lamp

Well Genies are actually nothing more then demons also referred to as Jinn, so the extent of what they can or can't grant all depends on there own abilities. Hence a genie can't just give you omnipotence or snap her/his finger and bring forth a horde of gold he has to himself possess that treasure or be omnipotent in his own right.

In any case if I had a genie I would first wish to share whatever power she/he has at whatever the cost. If he's/she's an ifrit then I would be able to control fire and conjure an inferno at my will, if he's a desert Jinn then I will be able control sand just like Gaara! Then the fun really starts to kick in when I make my second wish - Sex! Yes who's your master now!? Yup, I guess I'm a perverted Gaara then http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...igma/laugh.gif

Lastly - It's time to make the world a less boring place so I would wish if possible to help me make the planet just like the Naruto world. Afterwards I would ask her to pleasure me some more.

The end

a) I would wish it was the strongest type of Jinn
b) Id wish for the world and Id give it to my girlfriend, she deserves it.
c) Id wish for more wishes.

i'd wish for world peach...ohshi... imeant peace! too late...

I'd wish for the abilities of an epic-level gestalt Psion/Warblade. That'd probably work just fine.

Of course if we're assuming limited power, I'd just get as much of its abilities as I can. You can still get some nice things off a Wish spell after all.

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Originally Posted by Behold the Void

I'd wish for the abilities of an epic-level gestalt Psion/Warblade. That'd probably work just fine.

Of course if we're assuming limited power, I'd just get as much of its abilities as I can. You can still get some nice things off a Wish spell after all.

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i'd wish for a +1 int three times in that case :S

Permanent Comprehend Languages/Tongues might be nice too.

I'd wish to be able to lick my own elbow, so I could freak people out in the park. Actually, being able to lick my eyeballs would probably be freakier.

I'd give the other two wishes to charity. I don't need 'em.

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Originally Posted by Behold the Void

Permanent Comprehend Languages/Tongues might be nice too.

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well then you'd be the ultimate linguist...you'd be making so much money from the UN or you could travel the world doing whatever you want.

1) 9999999999999999999999999999999999 usernotes
2) All Final Fantasy...heck all rpgs
3) 9999999999999999999999999999999 more wishes :D

1) Infinite wishes.

I would spend lots on the mandatory stuff - crime, racism, sexism AIDS, poverty, global warming yadda yadda.

I would let everyone have a free regenerating giant cookie every day. :)

I would have a magical black unicorn.

His name would be cookie. :greenie:

ahh.. I forgot one detail. No extra wishes! You know the rules! :moomba:

1) Rubber floors like in that Budweiser ad
2) Who needs any more?

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ahh.. I forgot one detail. No extra wishes! You know the rules! :moomba:

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Dang. Foiled.

*sigh* I guess I'd just have to pick the most pressing issues the earth faces...boring...

I'd wish for a 2000 gallon vat of mayonnaise.

Oh, the possibilities.

New set of wishes.
1) I can bypass the wishing rules
2) THe world for my girlfriend
3) More wishes.