the real world, final fantasy edition

i got this from dave chappelle
you can add anything to the episodes just keep it more funny then offensive

ep. 1

*intro*
8 final fantasy characters under 1 roof!

Auron: This is My story....err, the story
Zidane: Of eight strangers *under breath* even though I've slept with 3 of them
Rinoa: Picked to live in a house
Aeris: And haves their lives (or in my case, undeadness) taped
Barett: Find out what happens when people stop being !#@!#@# nice
Vivi: And start being real.....so we're establishing I am real then? I do exist?
Rikku: The Real World: Rikku Edition!
Zell: That's "Final Fantasy Edition"
Rikku: Not anymore it ain't.

see what happens on the real world final fantasy edition

*moving in for the first time*

rikku: yippee i love this place:love:

zell: heres our sleeping arangements, Aeris your with rinoa and rikku..

aeris&rinoa&rikku:yay!!!!:tongue:

zell: vivi, your with auron

auron: uhh what the hell is he

vivi:you know what im not even sure

everyone::eep:

zell:and im with barret

barret&zell:.....

*confession room*

zell: you know i never really liked barret, he always acted macho, and thats what i wanted to be this time :cry:
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zidane:what about me?

zell: oh sorry man looks like they forgot about you

zidane: aww well i guess i can sleep on the couch

*confession room*
zidane: no one ever remembers the guy with the tail, you think he would be the most obviose but NO
*************

*prepareing rooms*

aeris:im so glad we got paired together

rinoa:me too :D

rikku: ok who touched my conditioner!:mad2:

aeris: i didnt..

rinoa: me either

rikku: well somebody touched it!
and im gonna find out who!

*confession room*
aeris: rikku like had a total spasm over conditioner
its just a bottle of pert plus:eep:

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rinoa: i used it.... how is my hair suppose to shine if i dont have conditioner... duh
***************

auron: this thing is really creepy

vivi: im not creepy my mom says im special

auron:as in creepy you dont even have a mouth i dont even know how your talking

*confession*
vivi: he was being really rude
i mean i didnt make fun of the way he always has his arm in his shirt

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auron:that thing is creepy and his hands are cold as ICE!
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zidane: everyone forgot about me!

*in another place in the house aeris enters zell and barrets room*

aeris:hey im just giving you your pillow back........ OMG!

barret&zell::eek: :eek: :eek:

*what did aeris see? will auron and vivi settle their differences? and will rikku find out her stole her conditioner?

*confession room*

aeris: i saw something that will scar me for life!

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find out next week on the real world, final fantasy edition


remember you can add to the show


edited to put intro griff came up with

*At the taping of the opening*

Auron: This is My story....err, the story
Zidane: Of eight strangers *under breath* even though I've slept with 3 of them
Rinoa: Picked to live in a house
Aeris: And haves their lives (or in my case, undeadness) taped
Barett: Find out what happens when people stop being !#@!#@# nice
Vivi: And start being real.....so we're establishing I am real then? I do exist?
Rikku: The Real World: Rikku Edition!
Zell: That's "Final Fantasy Edition"
Rikku: Not anymore it ain't.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Griff

*At the taping of the opening*

Auron: This is My story....err, the story
Zidane: Of eight strangers *under breath* even though I've slept with 3 of them
Rinoa: Picked to live in a house
Aeris: And haves their lives (or in my case, undeadness) taped
Barett: Find out what happens when people stop being !#@!#@# nice
Vivi: And start being real.....so we're establishing I am real then? I do exist?
Rikku: The Real World: Rikku Edition!
Zell: That's "Final Fantasy Edition"
Rikku: Not anymore it ain't.

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i like that it should be the new opening

Auron: This is My story....err, the story
Zidane: Of eight strangers *under breath* even though I've slept with 3 of them
Rinoa: Picked to live in a house
Aeris: And haves their lives (or in my case, undeadness) taped
Barett: Find out what happens when people stop being !#@!#@# nice
Vivi: And start being real.....so we're establishing I am real then? I do exist?
Rikku: The Real World: Rikku Edition!
Zell: That's "Final Fantasy Edition"
Rikku: Not anymore it ain't.

*the day starts off with everything being wet cause for some apparent reason it it raining indoores*

*living room*

rinoa:does anybody else notice that its raining.... INSIDE

auron:ya weird it seems to have magical properties...

vivi: i know.... its raining inside, its making us stronger by the second, aeris is the only one not in the room... so that means.... someone turned on the magical spinkler system :tongue:

everyone::eep:

rikku:*hits vivi over the head* you stupid moron obviosley aeris is upset

vivi: ah ha so aeris turned on the spinkler system, so we all would get soaked! and she would have gotten away with it too if it werent for us meddling fighters!

*everyone except vivi hits the ground*

*confession room*

barret: how stupid can a weird black mage thing get.... this isnt mother beeping hbo title
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*aeris enters and the same time zell and barret leave*

zidane:aeris whats wrong :( do you want to stroke my tail?

aeris: im fine and for the last time NO!

*confession room*

zidane: i like it when people stroke my tail IT FEELS GOOD
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rikku: common tell us your wetting the carpet!... wait do you know who stole my conditioner?

auron: i thought we astablished last time that it was rinoa?

rikku: you little b*tch ill kill you

rinoa: this isnt about us it about aeris now common tell us what wronge were here to support

aeris: okay but what im about to tell you is for you ears only

*everyone leans in*

*confession room*

rinoa: i couldnt stand waiting i needed to know
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aeris: i saw zell and barret..... trying on slutty womens clothing and danceing aroundm and rubbing eachother

everyone::eek: :kaolaugh:

rikku: thats the funniest Sh*t i ever heard in my life

aeris: not so loud

*confession room*

zaidane: i knew exactley what to do with that information *grabs a cam quarter*
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*later*

zidane: hey zell barret ive got something to show you

*he had recorded the last time they did their little dance*

zell&barret::eek:

*sometime later*

auron: so wheres zidane barret and zell?

aeris: dunno and im not going to anymore rooms without knocking

*in another part of the house, barret and zell are wearing their little out fits*

zidane: yep if you guys ever want to hav ethis tape gone public you wont stop stroking that tail

barret&zell: grrr

zidane: i still cant beleive you guys have the same hobby ha ha ha

*will zell and barret ever be free from zidane? i guess we will have to see another episode of the real world final fantasy edition*

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LOL made me chuckle. (Y) Greattt heh