FF8 jokes

hy guyz, i thought that after the funny captions thread, a thread with jokes would be cool, it helps you develop your imagination;) . I'll start with something short:
Laguna and Rayne alone in Rayne's house. Laguna is visiting. Rayne goes into the kitchen to fix Laguna a cup of tea. When she returns she sees Laguna naked:
-Why are you naked?!:confused:
-Erm....why aren't you?...:love:
-...get out...:mad:

the rest of you, have fun creating!

Why does Squall wear six belts?
To hold his trousers up.

Lame, I know, but it was the best I could come up with under the circumstances.

i'm sure you'll do better next time ;)

Gotto be naming anyone avaliable after body parts like ass or vagina. :bigsmile:

If a moogle walked in to the Balamb Garden cafeteria, would they ask for a Kup-o coffee?