June 3rd, 1034, 3:34am, in the Empire of the Daggy Krang...
Captain's Log
Date: May 30th
Status: In Grave Danger
Hunger Level: Moderate
A foul Beast has stolen into our lands, ravishing our womenfolk, setting fire to our elders and stealing our children's nutritional snack treats. As I write, the man next door has just been slain by the Beast and his jaccuzi and cocktail bar are now being abused by the Beast. I dare not hesitate in assuming the Beast thought not on wiping his muddy feet before he entered his house, too. What foul devilry is at work in this Beast's mind? What ancient curse lives within his bones? It has suddenly gone quiet.
Date: June 1st
Status: In Grave Danger
Hunger Level: Dire
I have not had breakfast yet today. brb
Date: June 2nd
Status: In Grave Danger
Hunger Level: Strong Desire For A Packet Of BN's.
There are few of us left now. The Beast has dealt with the weak; they have fled. He can be really nasty and hurtful with his sarcastasm and name-calling. The end draws nigh. I fear for my very life. If no one stands up to the Beast, we may never be able to Play Nicely Together ever again.
Date: June 3rd
Status: In Grave Danger
Hunger Level: Hungry For Revenge
My last reserves of BN's were stolen by the Beast. That is it. I can take this devilry no longer. He simply stole my BN's and stomped on them, singing that catchy jingle from the advert - "BN, BN, doo doo dodoo doo, BN, BN, doo do do do" - with his malicious serpent tongue.
I take it upon myself to slay this creature.
If I do not return, I pray that you remember me fondly.
...And the battle that ensued.
Topic of Thread Post videos of yourself slaying foul creatures for the good of mankind. Alternatively, post videos of/talk about what you get up to with your friends (where applicable) to pass the time. Ok go.
