Mini-golf related injury!

So yesterday me and my sister and bro-in-law and my neirces all went minigolfing~ ALL WAS WELL Until the 17th hole, in which I foolishly jumped off this rock/cliff I was sitting on impatiently waiting for my ball to come out of one of the wholes. I LANDED ALL WONKY ON MY RIGHT FOOT AND PAIN ENSUED~

So I dunno what exactly I did to it but I had a giant knot on the side of my heel and now have it wrapped up as if I suffered some kind of AWESOME SPORT INJURY. But alas, it was minigolf!

When people asked what happened to my foot I'd tell them I hurt it in minigolf and they would give the "What the..." look and chuckle some.

So what kind of injuries have you guys recieved that get the like "What the mittens" kind of reaction?

I fell through a fish tank once......

The expression: "What the mittens" has shocked me. Never mind about my injurys.

I got hit in the face with a can of Mountain Dew.

Someone hit me behind the head with a trumpet and I broke one of my teeth as a result. Long story.