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ANYTHING YOU SAW ON THE INTRAWEBZ OR TELEVISION DOESN'T COUNT!
IRL please :O
We were reading out loud in Health class, and and a girl misread the word "organism" for "orgasm."
Everyone was like LAWL and the teacher was like, Whoa, we're not at that part until May!
XD!
My friend has this awful tendency to say whatever she's thinking not realizing she's in a public place when she's spacing out. So when we where in Science class she randomly started singing Rape Me by Nirvana, right at the chorus ("Rape me!"). I was sitting next to her so it was incredibly awkward. I just kinda stared at her for a second and her face got REALLY red. Yeah, I'd imagine that was pretty embarrassing.
Someguy in my class said:
"Mother-smurfing son ofa _____!!!"
Really loud in class, and didn't get in trouble, go figure!
My friend had this really weird habit, normally right before the bell rang, right in front of the whole student body, she would go "GREEEEEEEN DAAAAAAAY". Then, she would pat someone (Me) on the head going "Lalalalalalalala~!" And in order to shut her up, we had to have our other friend say "Sesshomaru", and she would just be all "SQUEEE~!".
But she says it's old now, thankfully, since school's out and all, so she doesn't do it anymore. :)
i take it that anything seen on jackass don't count
"enjoy the yellow snowcone!!"
edit: sorry i must be blind not to notice the first damn line
okay we were playing dodgeball and there was this annoying little punk in the class (by little i mean like half the size of the other guys in our grade) anyway on the plusside for this story he was a dick. i got a nice grip on the ball and whiped at his chest but for some damn reason he tried to jump as a dodge and so got nailed on in the nuts and down he went funniest damn thing that year.
We were playing football, and somebody kicked the ball quite hard into this guy's face, causing him to drop and spill his beverage and everybody present to literally rofl. Then, in a fit of rage, he threw his apple about 30 metres across the court, hitting this other guy in the crotch. I lol'd so hard.
I once knew someone who couldn't beat Atomos in Final Fantasy V. I mean, he tried for days and then just gave up claiming it was impossible. I didn't think that much of it till I played the game. And I must say, I'd be embarrassed if I couldn't beat a boss that easy.
I walked into a room and found my friend playing Final Fantasy VIII. Knock first, dammit, knock first!
I recall feeling embarrassed when I found my friend's :skull::skull::skull::skull:ty amateur porn stash.
It even had some half-ass drawing of Zelda and Link going at it.
I mean, yeah, sure I love sex and pornography, whatever. But jesus, dude, get some better :skull::skull::skull::skull: than... that.
I then proceeded to leave a list of good, free porno-sites in his crappy stash. It made me feel very noble.
XDDDD Nom!
A friend of mine tried tripping another friend of mine, but instead tripped on his own feet.
they had a rockclimbing wall installed in our gym (you could only really go horizontally unfortunately) and a friend of mine's boob popped out during her go at it.
It was a good day.
We were all in our p.e kits because it was sports day and whilst we were waiting for our science teacher to show up for the lesson to start somebody pantsed this boy and his gym shorts ripped XD
He had to go get some more from the office in his boxers and he got pantsed so many times on the way there apparently in front of some girls to!
I felt so mean but I had to laugh.
Edit: 1500th post :cool:
Well, there's someone who in my Language Arts class couldn't really talk well. He had grammar and everything down, but he always seemed to choose the wrong words, such as "Is that a come-back? You're so fat you could walk across China!".
Everyone laughed whenever he attempted to argue, so I felt pretty sorry for him.
I once heard somebody pronounce diaphragm "dia - frag - um".