Adventures

Yeah I guess I lied, so lately what interesting adventures have you had? The more unrealistic the more points you get (but it has to sound vaugly real and somehow based on your days events, ie you can't have taken over the world or killed GW Bush without a good conspiracy coverup).

I'll start off by explaining my day, first off I had to battle evil, all days should start off with battling evil, of course this evil was more normal then others. That's right folks, I had to fight to the death with the post person (politically correct nowadays not to imply gender I'm told, so this post person was actually a blob called Carl). You see he had eaten the holy spoon of Bamforth, the holy mecca city of Norfolk. And well, a bunch of angry farmers is not what you'd like to see on your front lawn.

So I set about on a perilous journey to extract the spoon from his lower intestine. This of course involved going to the bank, now why the bank you ask, well because it contains a miniature shrinking ray. Well you can guess the rest?


Stories, GO GO GO!

My mind was infected by a thousand angry bees, they brainwashed me into chasing honey. I met Winnie the pooh, had an argument with him and ended up being shot by him in the stomach. I was then rushed to the nearest opticians to have my toenails removed. Finally an iron fell on my head and I woke up in Glasgow, where the native people hailed me as a divine entity.

I then went home to have hot chocolate

I head butted my mother in the ovaries again.

it was a quest to the kingdom of fantasys!
i marched ever onward to my peril with my ever faithfull knight and was followed by my trusty steed!
we walked for miles threw litterd paths and finnaly we enterd the metel house of travel! there we rode forwards to meet the end of our road and encounted the gate keeper he spoke with an untimly voice saying!
"hast thou got a tuppance for the gate? if ye has the thou shall enter!"
sir parker boldly gave our shillings and we walked through the door of doom! we sat quietly eating the rashons we bought from an old witch by the stalls and saw images of a frightfull sort! then.......we went home.

(SPOILER)(otherwords me and my fella went to the cinima to watch OOTP ^-^)

Trying to destroy the Power Rangers, same old.

Thwarting the hag at every opportunity, same old.

Thwarting the hag at every opportunity while break dancing, spouting "YO!" and "KICKIN'" from time to time, same old.

Oh yeah, I was looking longingly at Tommy while I was doing that. :redface:

I also caused Hurricane Katrina, I'll have you kids know!

I put my helmet on backwards and thought I had gone blind. A large bald head in a tube laughed at me and wouldn't help, so I had to phone in a priest to be healed by the power of Jesus. Thankfully, when he smacked his palm against my face it spun my helmet around and I realized the problem. I let him think it was a miracle, though. Being kind to others is the Ranger way.

My recent exploits have mostly revolved around trying to make Bulk and Skull be less mean to me. Trini has helped me gain self-confidence in case I fail at that, too :)

Cim: Lord Zedd was so evil the Network intervened from the CEO's Grand High Chair to make him less evil.

I went on an adventure where I forgot my name so I teamed up with Zack Taylor (Black Power Ranger) To find me a new name.

seriously i don't have adventures...i write about them.

Stu and I walked down a mountain just for a pizza and a sub in the rain and found a secret horde of timeless music scattered to the winds.

OH LOL WAIT that really happened!

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

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Originally Posted by Tsukasa

Pre-planned... much?

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DESU!!! :rolleyes2

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HEY!!! *snaps*

On topic, maybe being in EOFF is my most dangerous adventure, you know, CRAZY SMURFIN POWER RANGERS and things like that desu :rolleyes2