what if you could

if you could be a transformer


1) what would you call your self
2) what would be your disquise
3) who would you folow optimus, megatron, or your own path.

I would take the form of a van and call myself The A-Team Van. I must follow my own path I'm afraid. Cats in trees need me.

I'd disguise myself as a ps3, and spend all my time playing with myself

mmm... I would also be a ps3... call myself "Wideo" and follow Optimus, obviously

Nominus
Giant vibrating silver penis
You know where I would go :P

1) Mister Doctor Professor Kaiser Steve
2) School Bus
3) All three at the same time.

Dildotron!!