Bad-um-fail

Whats the crappiest joke you've ever heard.
This ones mine.

3 men walk into a bar and one orders a beer.
Why did you order a beer the other 2 ask
And the man replies because I'm queer.

I made that up when I was 7 :cry:

Three blonds walked into a bar. Ouch!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there goddammit!

The Guy.
The Guy who?

The Guy who knocks.

A man asked a genie to make him the smartest person in the world. The genie made the man a woman.

-_-;

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I'm not a banana?

I don't waste my time with crappy jokes.

Any joke that comes out of Raebus' mouth is terrible. So, any joke from him is the worst ever!

... because they're ugly and they stink!

Some of those jokes written on popcicle sticks are really bad.

Værn, your joke was hilarous. I love dumb blonde jokes XD

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Let us in faggot.

One that involved my mother's garage and my father's limousine...

A longhorn and an aggie are sitting in front of a t.v. while a dog is licking it's nuts in front of them. The longhorn says "Man, I wish I could do that" and the aggie replies "I tried to, but he bit me."

:eep:

Weeeelll, in eighth grade I signed up for Theater Arts. I LOVE theater, but I can't act for the life of me...and I was soooo bad at improv, it was such a terrible terrible experience, especially with the kids not liking me so much :jess:

So, there was this one time when we did improv, and I just totally freeze...I mean...I'm soooo not good with people, and I'm not a comedian. So...I start off with air planes, and Paris, and Paris Texas, and I planned to work in Paris Hilton somehow...but yeah...it didn't work...it was one of the most humiliating moments of my life, and it was just awful...

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Originally Posted by Hambone

A longhorn and an aggie are sitting in front of a t.v. while a dog is licking it's nuts in front of them. The longhorn says "Man, I wish I could do that" and the aggie replies "I tried to, but he bit me."

:eep:

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That is superb. I must use this.

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Originally Posted by Hambone

A longhorn and an aggie are sitting in front of a t.v. while a dog is licking it's nuts in front of them. The longhorn says "Man, I wish I could do that" and the aggie replies "I tried to, but he bit me."

:eep:

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I GET IT!