"And you could have it all, My empire of dirt,"

How have you hurt yourself (your body) this summer (accidents only plz)?

Today I slipped on a rough rock and skinned the back of my toes :( they looked awful ;o

(a cookie for your pain)

Rhubard cookie?

I ripped the ligament in my ankle. That's about it.

A friend of mine skinned the back of his toes pretty badly, and when he picked the scabs he had to get them all AMPUTATED.

Are you sure you're all right?

I hit myself on the head in my cousin's shoe rack after watching the scene in Glory about Denzel going to find some shoes.

I had massive bruising on both of my legs after playing with Nerf guns. Stairs are a bitch.

I was kicked in the ribs not too long ago. Yes, it was an accident.

My dog dragged me down some cement stairs.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...srawr/ouch.jpg

Glory was probably the best movie about history I've ever seen. That one officer guy was kinda hot :O

I rolled my ankle while running on a curb, and other injurys from Football.

I cut my dang hand open with a pocket knife and had to get three stitches.

When I went to get them out, the nurses were all "man that looks really good, it's healed fantastic" but once the stitches got snipped it popped open and had apparently gotten infected! It's doing really good now though.

Oh many things. Im very clumsy, and I'm always covered in bruises. I got bit by a seagul, I was distracted as I was walking down steps and didn't realise that one was broken and scratched my foot pretty badly and probably many other things. Im always falling over something :p

I bruise like a peach :(
I have a huge bruise on my leg, and no idea how I got it!

I stubbed the same toe about 3 times in a row.

Sounds...a little bit pathetic :riiight:

I was quite mad some day, I hit (MEGA PUNCH) by accident the wall, but not broken bones thankfully n.n

I cut my right big toe on an exposed tree stump/plant thing while wearing sandals. Got a nice little scar there now.

Other than that nothing really big. Usual bumps and bruises from everyday accidents that I've since forgotten.

I was running too fast to stop and I ended up running through and busting a plasting chair, slicing my arm open on the sharp plastic in the process.

Some of the best song lyrics ever rubah! *applause*

Anyways, we had a sweet ass storm here in the Metropolis of New Richmond. The winds hit 69 mph at the airport (which I live right by - it is a small rural airport). I, being the dumb ass that I love to be, stood out in the elements. Lightning, hail, tornado warnings - I have an affinity for storms. Well, I decided the storm got a bit heavy so I turned to run into the house and a wind gust picked my up and threw me like a rag doll. I slammed into the side of the house and busted off some siding. I then caught a knee and took a second to recompose after the blow. I then got in the house and sat as the storm tapered off. It was an awesome time.

Not everyone can say they got whipped by a damn near 70 mph wind though. wee!

Mmmm Johnny Cash.

I keep getting blisters from my shoes. ;[ That's about it though.

I worked in a warehouse.
I'm lucky to still be alive!