A'yo, I wanna here the best Yo Mamma joke y'all can come up with! HIT ME!!!!:cool:
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A'yo, I wanna here the best Yo Mamma joke y'all can come up with! HIT ME!!!!:cool:
Yo mama's so dumb she'll posted in this thread
Yo mama's so dumb she laughs at yo mama jokes
I hate this type of humour by the way
Yo mama is so dumb i told her to do in essay and she had sex an Mexican
Yo mama so dumb i told her to take a bath and she went outside in the rain
That's no moon...
Your mother is so fat, she eats cheeseburgers like oyster crackers.
Yo mamma so dumb she got stabbed in a shootout! HAHAHAHAHA
Yo mamma so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
winnar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman
A winnar is you.Quote:
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Though that is a winning statement;Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman
Yo mamma so dumb she starved to death when locked for a week in a supermarket.
Yo momma is so fat, even her Sims are diabetic.
EDIT: Oh wait I forgot it was my turn to praise Hartman's post.
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This is perfect.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman
Yo mamma so skinny she hula-hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
yo momma so fat when she's hauling ass she has to make two trips
I despise these jokes, yet I'm a giant storehouse of them. One of life's paradoxes.
Yo momma's so fat, when she jumps, she gets stuck.
Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo momma's so ugly, she walked into a funhouse and got 700 years of bad luck.
Yo momma's so fat, when God gave the world light, she had to move over.