Worst Jokes Ever

I just received a text message off my father asking me whether Karl Marx's grave is a communist plot.

I was not amused. I could probably write a book of awful jokes I've heard, but it'd be a lot easier if you shared them and I plagiarised them, so let's get going!

What're the worst jokes you've ever heard?

Oh man, I have the WORST joke ever, haha :laugh: ok listen to this awful joke: we already had this topic two weeks ago.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...d-um-fail.html

Oh well. Better luck next time, Kujatrance! :D