smurf is a bad word, I'm going to wash your mouth out with soap!
Once, me and my dad were bike riding, and we passed under this telephone pole, and my dad saw this huge eagle in a giant nest on the top of it. He motioned up at it, and when I saw it I said, without thinking, "Holy :skull::skull::skull::skull:, that's a big smurfing bird!"
He just sped up so that he was next to me and said "That's a big WHAT?" with this big, round smile on his face, laughing.
So, have you ever cussed around your parents? How'd they react?