If God was a chick...

...would you hit it?

You might want to start a revival of the worship of the ancient Greek gods; your wish may just come true.

No. Gods an Ass.

I may be Desperate, but I have my limits. And all the :skull::skull::skull::skull: she's pulled and allows to get pulled in her name, as far as I'm concerned she's a giant tool.

I hear he fakes it.

i'd change lanes without signaling and say

'this is for the dinosaurs you bitch'

If God was a chick He'll probably look ridiculous in a bikini.

Dude, God is like almost 7 billion years old. Even if He's all imortal and everyting. That's like hitting on a 102 year old grandma :eep:

Only if she asked nicely and was serious about the relationship...

Who's to say She isn't... ;)

No way, if I got on the wrong side of Her I'd be turned into a pillar of salt or something.

No strings attached? Sure.

Only if it was a threesome with Satan.

Only if she's not incorporial.. otherwise it would just be kinda strange :hat:

Wouldn't hit it with my truck.

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Originally Posted by Randgris

If God was a chick He'll probably look ridiculous in a bikini.

Dude, God is like almost 7 billion years old. Even if He's all imortal and everyting. That's like hitting on a 102 year old grandma :eep:

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Almost 7 billion years old? I thought god was eternal.

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Originally Posted by Mirage

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Originally Posted by Randgris

If God was a chick He'll probably look ridiculous in a bikini.

Dude, God is like almost 7 billion years old. Even if He's all imortal and everyting. That's like hitting on a 102 year old grandma :eep:

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Almost 7 billion years old? I thought god was eternal.

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*wags finger*