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I'm Benny Lava. :kaodrop:
The real Sergeant Hartman died 10 years ago.
I stole a tassel once.
She gently rots in a shallow grave. I hear her voice from time to time, and she isn't happy about what I did. Whenever this happens, I go out to where I left her and beat her a few times, and this usually makes her stop.
I gently rot in a shallow grave. I try to speak from time to time because I'm not happy about what happened to me, but then someone beats me so I usually stop :(
It's a wig.
I made up that whole Watergate thing as a joke.
I did not care for The Godfather. It insists upon itself.
(SPOILER)I'm a virgin:shifty:
It wouldn't be a secret then would it ;)
I don't like Pirates or Red Mages.
ThisonetimeIkilledabunchofpeople *DEEEEEEP BREATH*
Im a lonly depressed teeneager who thinks of himself as a insolent, annoying, retard who gets in everyone's way and has no use whatsoever on this planet.
THAT'S my deepest darkest secret, and I'm telling the truth!