Tolkien nerds rejoice.
If hobbits were real, "weed" would already be legal.
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Tolkien nerds rejoice.
If hobbits were real, "weed" would already be legal.
If hobbitses were real, I'd own at least three.
Haha, yes you're right.. We'd all be smoking weed and bursting out into long songs about food ^_^
I feel that constant, long songs about food at all hours of the day and night would cause the suicide rate to skyrocket.Quote:
Originally Posted by Breine
If hobbits were real :heart: I'd so be in the Shire. Smoking weed, of course, and dancing around the Party Tree! Whee!
If hobbit were real then liqour and porn mags would be down where even the kiddies could reach them.
but the mags would be full of little peopleQuote:
Originally Posted by Gopher Gamble
sick.
I laugh so hard when they were passing the pipe in LOTR:FOTR
If hobbits were real, the world would be incredibly boring.
You wouldn't be allowed into the Shire. Unless you reckon you can hack your way through a bunch of Dunedain Rangers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Resha
Aragorn would let me in :greenie: And I'm not that tall anyways.Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticYou wouldn't be allowed into the Shire. Unless you reckon you can hack your way through a bunch of Dunedain Rangers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Resha
The Shire is actually where I'd love to settle down in old age and live and stuff. It's so perfect. If only it were real. (and nobody say New Zealand >=[ rawr)
I'm proud of you, foa! :love:
I'd be in the Shire smoking weed too, and I'd be allowed in because they'd think I'm a hobbit! xD
*Gasp!* Your against midget/hobbit porn?! But little people sluts have to eat too!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyslexiconbut the mags would be full of little peopleQuote:
Originally Posted by Gopher Gamble
sick.
Ya'll need to come to vermont :p