Viewpoint Media Player strikes again!
It's trying to make me wear some spaiglasses! Itch on your crotch? Don't fear, spaiwear is hair!
So I was trying to sign up on web aim so that I can talk to a girl I don't talk and haven't talked to in years because I can't have aim at work! Wait I think my office IM system allows aim I forget but still let's rant about this some moar. So I was liek, hay Angie ASL??? But she got mad at me because she says I have liek a naked Link (from Zelda) as my avatar. Well SORRY if I like my elves to be muscular and naked sheesh.
So I was sad and tried to change my avatar so I go hay web aim let's make a new avatar so I can chat with gurls and get their asl??? (69/F/UK btw!!!!) So web aim was like SURE pal here check these stupid looking avatars out so I pick the picture of a guy with a grimace liek he's wearing crotch guard with extra spaiwere(wolf) powers....and I notice...oh yes I noticed it. It was so noticeable you'd think a stupid hollywood hack wrote the story and made a sequel because he wanted money to pay for his porn addiction to apples! YES IT WAS THERE. NO I'M NOT INSANE. ASIAN PRIDE
IT WANTED ME TO INSTALL THAT VIEWPOINT MEDIA PLAYER AGAIN! I escaped from the horror of vmp THREE years ago! It found me! It found I was wearing gold bond medicated body powder so that it won't itch when my crotch gets sweaty wait I mean hey what's that over there /runs away
So like now I can't get my naked Link picture out of my aim. Aim it in the toilet and off it goes! Last night I had a dream that I beat up people in high school using world of warcraft special attacks pew pew I'm a zoo!
Help spyware gurus what do I does! Is I doomed to always have a naked, very muscular link as my avatar? Help! I don't want homoerotic stuff but why do i always find myself around it???
