The worst name for a child

What names would be terrible for a child?

Me and my friends came up with
Swastika
Fido
Porn

Now go!!!

Bastard
Satan

I'm going to name my kid Merlin.

Abcde (Pronounced Ab-suh-day), which saddens me because apparently there really is a child named that.

Richard Long for those horrible testing days lol nuff said
Hugh... nevermind

Poopyhead.

Spoon

Spoon would be an awesome name. ^_^

Thaddeus!
...Actually that sounds pretty cool too.

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Originally Posted by Genome

I'm going to name my kid Merlin.

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I know a dude from Germany named Merlin. It's his middle name, not his first name, but it's kinda cool.


A few months ago, a couple in my city wanted to name their son 4real. They got denied when the authorities said you can't name someone with a number. So instead, they decided to call him Superman.
I pity that child.

I like the name Thaddeus :mad2:

Some names are sad because of the situation they are in. If your surname is Cox, do not name your son Harry. Just use a little sense, people.

Son, Girl, Daughter, Boy.

I know a guy called Richard Pumper.

My sister was gonna call her daughter Angelmouse, they went for Indigo in the end.

James.

I want to name My Kid Billiam.

Gaywad McFudgepacker