Save the world using only a milk carton and a rubber band

How would YOU do this?

Fire the rubber band at an angle of approximately 56.8 degrees with enough force so that it lands in the middle east somewhere on Iran's nuclear testing site and blows up the middle east. Problem solved.

Drink the milk because it's healthy.

*Aim ruber band at bad guy*
*Shoot rubber band in his eye*

Drink the milk for it is delicious.

Megazord sequence. Rubber Band Zord and Milk Carton Zord combine into their own Megazord, with which I'd save the world. Naturally it would have a huge lance that could shoot a sort of ice tornado.

I would snap the rubber band at the milk carton hard enough to make a sound that would blow up all the terrorists ear drums.

It can't be done. That's why it's so great.

Recycle the milk carton
Because by recycling we can all save the world

Then use the rubber band to make shapes on my fingers.

Find the bad guy and give him the milk in the hopes he cant handle the lactose.

Rubber band isnt needed.

trade milk carton and rubber band for a plate of cheese and 3 tissue's

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what? .. i have to think of it all? .. isnt it self-explainatory?

Fire the rubber band at the enemy until it dies. Drink the milk when you go low on health. Milk restores six healths and there's TWO drinks per carton. The only problem is retrieving the rubber band. I have to master rolling.

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Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke

Recycle the milk carton
Because by recycling we can all save the world

Then use the rubber band to make shapes on my fingers.

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this is just great

Give up and things will work themselves.

I'd use the Milk Carton Materia and Rubber Band Materia to create a superb form of casting Ultima.

wait, what's the world need saving from anyway?

I would soak the rubber band in milk after it goes bad, then flick it in the bad guy's eye. He gets an infection and becomes feverish. Then he has an epiphany and dedicates his life to saving the world by promoting recycling and saving kitties.

I would use the rubber band as a grotte to kill all and any in my way then I would use the milk to clean out any wound's I may of recieved.

Then I would use the milk carton to store water. After that I would loot the bodies of my fallen enemies and instigate a full out war upon the globe using only what I found.