I have no pants

I just woke up this morning and they were all gone. Please advise.

Fashion yourself a new pair.
I advise using bees wax and chewing gum.

I fail to see what the problem is. :confused:

Haha. I got drunk once and woke up in my bed without pants. I hadn't the foggiest where they'd got off to.

shame about your wallet though

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Originally Posted by boris no no

Fashion yourself a new pair.
I advise using bees wax and chewing gum.

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My pants are already too sticky..

wait what?

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

shame about your wallet though

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My wallet's still fine. I don't keep things in my pockets overnight, because I had exactly this concern.

Put your keyboard on your head.

I really needed to know these things. :eep:

I took them. :shifty:

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

Put your keyboard on your head.

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Done. How does this help find my pants?

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Originally Posted by Rye

I took them. :shifty:

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This does not surprise me. Can I have them back? xD

In soviet Russia, pants wear you.

Pics plz.

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

Put your keyboard on your head.

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Done. How does this help find my pants?

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Who said anything about finding pants

Wear a skirt.