Aloha!

Hi I'm new, and I'm going to kill you all.

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lol let's see who kills first? :bigsmile: *grabs my Death Note* What was ur name again?:D

Welcome to EyesonFF :kaocheer:

Hey Devil. :kaoclove:

Welcome and bring it on, beeyotch.

HELLO! I like you :bigsmile:

The First person who says Devil Man loses the internet!

Hi!

Devil Man but reincarnated. Cool, me and you should get on well, devil.

Let's cause some friggin' havoc!

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Originally Posted by Goldenboko

The First person who says Devil Man loses the internet!

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Originally Posted by Hazzard

Devil Man but reincarnated. Cool, me and you should get on well, devil.

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Someone just lost the internet :rolleyes2

Internet: "TERMINAL MALFUNCTION!!!"

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Originally Posted by The Devil

Hi I'm new, and I'm going to kill you all.

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Lolz, this is quite possibly the best opener I've ever read for a welcome thread - you did an old one justice with something new - finally! (It reminds me of a classic line from the Secret of Monkey Island, which btw you should play if you haven't.)

For that very reason, I choose to personally welcome you to Eoff (which I mostly stopped doing a while back), surely the most superb forum out there (minus the *coughcough* less than superb staff, but you'll come to learn that on your own). Nice to meet you, enjoy your time here, and please, stay a while. Far too many newbies die from the fabled newbie thread kiss of death.

Hello, Lucifer. How's the knee?

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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin

Hello, Lucifer. How's the knee?

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Rather good after the whole heaven revolt thing actually.

I like you...you shall die last. :bigsmile:

I had better get in here before I'm bumped to the top of the list.

For the love of not-God, let me borrow your pitchfork sometime D:

Welcome to the forums!~

How's Adolf doing down there, bud?

Also, soon enough you will learn the corrupt methods taken in action by the staff. That is when you join the revolution.