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04-15-2008, 08:11 PM
Quindiana Jones

Porn Forum.

I think we need a Porn Forum. It could have little perverted sub-forums, and everything. It'd be great.

Think about it, you come onto EoFF (;)) and you take a browse at the FF7 forum. You check out one thread titled "Why are Tifa's bewbs bigger in the game than the movie?" and you think 'God, I would do everything to that girl if only I could be arsed to go onto Google and look up some pornos'. BOOM! Porn Forum; Final Fantasy 7 sub-section. Job done.

Members submit any porn they have found or, EVEN BETTER!, made into the relevant forum for the fapping enjoyment of others. It's a magnificent idea.

And, luckily, it's not just about yummy hentai! Maybe you fancy some plain old vanilla porn? Or, more likely, you want some freaky bestiality stuff. All the forums would be there!

Also, this doesn't have to be a free section! I think, to boost EoFFs income, you make that forum Subscribed Members Only. BAM! Subscriptions go up 10,000%, and newbie rates quadruple million. Then, with the billions of extra cash, the staff could all get paid a tidy little sum, which would probably make them much less cranky.

Obviously, this new forum will be created, but I still wanna know if there's anything else I could add to this million dollar idea. Opinions, please?

DISCLAIMER: This thread is not serious (apart from the coloured Custom bit). No ban for me please. :(
04-15-2008, 08:13 PM
Heath

Given that the reason for the swear filter is that we're a PG-13 forum, do you really think that covers pornography? No, I don't think so. As brilliant a money-making scheme as it is, I'm going to have leave that venture to you, personally, because it's not for EoFF. Porn never has and never will have a place on EoFF. Besides, there's about a million and four porn sites out there for you to get your fill anyway.

*closes*
*fails*
04-15-2008, 08:17 PM
Quindiana Jones

Excellent, yes! Thank you for bringing that up! I'd completely forgotten!

Simple remedy: you get those highly effective "Yes I am 18 years of age or older" or "I am not 18. EXIT." buttons for the Porn Forum. They always work.

Or, you just make Premium Membership for 18+ers. Profits would still go up by about 500% even then.
04-15-2008, 08:20 PM
Heath

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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin

Excellent, yes! Thank you for bringing that up! I'd completely forgotten!

Simple remedy: you get those highly effective "Yes I am 18 years of age or older" or "I am not 18. EXIT." buttons for the Porn Forum. They always work.

Or, you just make Premium Membership for 18+ers. Profits would still go up by about 500% even then.

We could do, but there are numerous ethical and practical problems about having pornography on the same site and forums as those used by those underage. Slight logistical and legal nightmare if someone got through the net. Anyway, it's totally inappropriate. There could be additional problems with the advertising anyway.

Actually, not sure why I'm debating it. It's simply a terrible idea.

*closes again*
04-15-2008, 08:24 PM
Psychotic

(SPOILER)The winner of this contest gets to see the actual Porn Forum!
04-15-2008, 08:25 PM
Flying Mullet

This is a family friendly forum.

Just no.
04-15-2008, 08:28 PM
Quindiana Jones

Back to the Drawing Board*.

*Another web forum I frequent. They have a Porn Forum and it works fine! :bitch:
04-15-2008, 08:29 PM
Flying Mullet

So go do your porn thing there. EoFF isn't supposed to be everything to everyone.
04-15-2008, 08:32 PM
Quindiana Jones

Then why can't I close threads, myself? Or view the Staff Forum? CLEARLY NOT EVERYTHING FOR EVERYONE.

OR, even more importantly, how come I can't have a coloured Custom Title?

You staff are such hypocritics. There needs to be some kind of revolution!
04-15-2008, 08:39 PM
Heath

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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin

Then why can't I close threads, myself? Or view the Staff Forum? CLEARLY NOT EVERYTHING FOR EVERYONE.

OR, even more importantly, how come I can't have a coloured Custom Title?

You staff are such hypocritics. There needs to be some kind of revolution!

Screw you, man. You revolutionise this and you're going to let the Tories in through the back door!

Also, Mullet actually said we're not everything for everyone.
04-15-2008, 09:03 PM
theundeadhero

The whole contest aside, this thread is out of line Harle-Quin. It's meant to simulate the feedback forum to see how the candidates handle it. It's not here for you to post threads you wouldn't really post in feedback.

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*closes*