Important new game info!

Greetings. I am part of a game developer known as IRIS. IRIS has officially accepted ideas for a Metroid/Final Fantasy VII crossover, and now development is officially underway between us, SQUARE-ENIX, and NINTENDO for a Wii adaptation dubbed METROID CEREBRUS: FINAL FANTASY VII PRIME.

Plot: A black hole in the space time continuum fused the universes of FINAL FANTASY VII and METROID into one. Rufus Shin-Ra had at this point signed a pact with the Space Pirate Armada to resurrect JENOVA using a new vaccine that fused Materia Energy with Phazon.

Unfortunately, the result was far too great to imagine...resulting in a dangerous deity known as METROID CEREBRUS. You are bounty hunter Samus Aran, who has allied with AVALANCHE to investigate a new planet formed by debris from deceased planets and the combined threat of Materia and Phazon, which now rests in the middle. Studies suggest the enemy Sephiroth may be involved. Are you prepared?

Gameplay Information:
- METROID CEREBRUS: FINAL FANTASY VII PRIME combines the award winning gameplay mechanics of METROID PRIME and DIRGE OF CEREBRUS to immerse you into a world unlike any other!
- Samus will accompany well embraced METROID and FINAL FANTASY VII characters such as Cloud, Tifa, Barrett, Vincent, and much more!
- Switch between said characters using your Wii-Remote and Nunchuck, allowing your comrades to access new areas and abilities. You will love imaginative new ability combinations such as Tifa Lockheart's Screw Attack Blow, Samus's Buster Beam, Cloud's Missile Sword, Yuffie's Shuriken Ball, Spire's Alexander Stomp, and much much more!
- Amazing new bosses such as the Mother Calamity, the ultimate fusion of Boss Characters Mother Brain and Jenova!
- 16 Player Online Deathmatch and Bounty Strike modes!

Of course, this is all bullsh*t.

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