Last words

I took the first twenty or so users with the lowest user IDs, picked the ones who appear not to have posted recently and listed the last sentence they ever spoke before disappearing forever, assuming the posts in the search results I viewed were returned in reverse chronological order.

Behold the parting wisdom of the founding fathers.

Cid: Wow.
Scottie: Oh, and the game is progressing nicely too.
IGN64skanker: Aaaaaaaaand.... I'm lame, so I want a PRS Custom 22.
Melted Snowman: I nominate RSL for everything. ... :{
Acmlm: (edited: when did my picture get changed to Rainbow Brite)
Agent Proto: PLZ FULFILL THIS REQUEST.
Chewbacca: A fresh apple pie may very well be the center of the universe.
Chickencha: I'm not going to get into the whole atheism vs. Christianity debate because it's been done.
Doofhull: Cuddling with my fiancé makes me gay, in multiple senses of the word. X3
Alixsar: Similar to bard, but they're pirates.
BlkKnight: -Trip Machine Climax
Seifer: I forget exactly why it was funny, though...but there was a reason.
Rirse: *runs before she can read this message*
Sir Krelian: Out of the given choices I find Burger King to sound the most appealing.


Discuss the implications.

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Originally Posted by God

Cid: Wow.

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:cry:

I guess I'm too new to know most of these people :p

Cid and Proto had some nice words n.n

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Originally Posted by God

Chewbacca: A fresh apple pie may very well be the center of the universe.

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So true

Asorie: I fervently hope that you one day find yourself in the "fortunate" positions of these people, so you can see just how great the system really is, and appreciate it firsthand.
Big Ogre Umaro: I know where it is and I am going to take us there.
Bossker: Ah well, I was distracted by the placement of Proto's hand upon my buttock
BrittK 007: Did anyone pluck you off of the fringes of cyberspace, sonny!? :rolleyes2
Cactuar2000: There's the lady I was talking about. ;)
Chaos: Hmm, other than that I guess I can be a bit harsh sometimes...but I try not to be!!
Coach: Not a clue Bleys, but I'll ask and get back to you on that.
Colonel Kirby: I am so not dead.
Dan Walkie: I need to learn some Polish soon because I'm going to Poland in September and I'd like to be able to chit chat.
Doomgaze: (please note that this is VERY DIFFERENT from any previous threads)
DragonsRage: If I get in trouble I blame Jowy.
Drex: Sometimes nostalgia hurts.
Emerald Aeris: Takes a hell of a lot more skepticism to fill those shoes.
Erik Ramza: Ghosts are, most definently, a turn on.
Johnny Mac: *heres hoping*
Kefka III: Indeed. *giggles*
Mikztsu: If I can't get sleep, there's always a reason to it. *_*

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Erik Ramza: Ghosts are, most definently, a turn on.

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Fantastic last words!

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Originally Posted by God

Discuss the implications.

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Brian is bored and got into the vodka again?

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Doomgaze: (please note that this is VERY DIFFERENT from any previous threads)

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I wonder which penis thread that was.

Out of those listed, I noticed only one banned person. The rest did not go out with the flash of glory that Doomy did.

Aww I miss those people :3

I remember most of them.. I think?

Anyway, this is amusing and sad at the same time.. :cry:

oh no it rirse

These 'last words' are interesting mix of the profound, the inane, and the incomprehensible.

I've got a few to contribute:

HOORJ (formerly God)

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:)

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He didn't post any complete sentences in his last 8 posts, so I just quoted the entirely of his very last post.

HOOTERS

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Well, anyone who won't be directly profiting from Iraq's oil supply, anyway.:smash:

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Not the post he was banned for; nor one of the typo-ridden drunk posts that helped to make him (in)famous.

Shadow Nexus

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Chaos is my fav, followed by Angel Tears.

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Giggles

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When I joined Eoff, I was the general age bracket of: niave.

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Mystic Ice Cube

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edit: OMFG trout shows up :eek: wtf? Whaaa?

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Originally Posted by Breine

I remember most of them.. I think?

Anyway, this is amusing and sad at the same time..

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Even after 6 years, I only know a handful of them, yet I know more about all of them than I'll ever need to know. :p Oh the power of nostalgia. :p

Instead of discussing the implications, I'll just add some more last words, from members that were around when I was around.

kakashi509: stupid ipod toast I thought you'd be better than my stereo toast!
Alive-Man: Consider:
Changing your username to that of a menacing figure; someone/something...
Meat Puppet: Going home for the summer. :)
chocoboy: I'm really confused now.
Squally Leonharty: We'll talk about it sometime again and I'll also think about some things that you should do while you're here in the Netherlands. :)
Shoyku: EXCLAMATION POINT!
James Latimer Cockney Rebel: I want another Chrono game more than anything argh

Bas has crushes on girls now, he's a traitor to the way of the gay.

After looking at this, it is a crying shame we have lost these great philosophers.

This last post is so immense that I had to make it an entire pargraph quoted:

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Originally Posted by Jaffar

Hahahahaha my friends Jaffar will soon depart from this little, hahaha most humble of towns as it seems the desert sun has dried all the "fruits" of this place ;) Hahahaha. Already my caravn leaves within the hour I must depart. Forgive me Rye for not responding to you now for now I must leave and already things look well for our journey I will contact you all as soon as I reach tebessa. Glad tidings and good fortune to you and your fruits HAHAHAHAHAHA Farewell my friends until next time

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Whenever I read that farewell post, my response is basically:

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