June 1st is NeoCracker's Birthday, and today is June 1st, so it is not surprising tha

It's NeoCracker's Birthday, and in honour of NeoCracker's Birthday here is the NeoCracker's Birthday Thread. I would like to extend my heartiest congratulations to NeoCracker for still being alive after all these years, and wish him all the best for the coming year. In order to kick off the festivites I have "prepared" this acrostic "poem".

NeoCracker

Now it is your birthday,
Everyone will be incredibly nice to you
Or else they will suffer the wrath of the Anniversary Police.
Court. Imprisonment. Execution.
Remembering birthdays is important,
And twenty-first birthdays particularly so.
Cause the twenty-first birthday brings with it a
Kaleidoscope of opportunities.
Examples: you can drink, adopt a child, and
Ride a bike around town screaming "I'M TWENTY-ONE!!!"

So happy birthday to you, NeoCracker, and also have happy days that are not your birthday. You may not get a thread on those days, but it's pretty important that you try and enjoy them just the same. :greenie:

Happy birthday! :beer:

I think NeoCracker is crackin'. I also didn't expect him to be older than me. But: well I don't know what to but about. Have a few consecutive good days and such!

Hi corncracka~! Have a cake. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! :kaoclove:

Happy Birthday~

Awesome! Happy birthday! You share a birthday with my brother, but you aren't a douchebag like he is (uh, just kidding :p). :spin:

Happy Birthday! :jess:

It'll be raining men just for you.

Happy Birthday! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y17...BlowCandle.gif

Happy Birthday! <3 How are you gonna spend it?

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Originally Posted by Rye

Happy Birthday! <3 How are you gonna spend it?

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Seeing as he's a twenty-one year old American, he shoot a hole through a voting-ballet.

Once a year we celebrate,
With stupid hats and plastic plates,
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun.
And the whole gang gathers round,
And gifts and laughter do abound.
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song.

Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older.
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn't over.
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much.
But you didn't die this year, I guess that's good enough.

So let's drink to your fading health,
And hope you don't remind yourself,
Your chance of finding fame and wealth,
Decrease with every year.
Cause if you feel you're doing laps,
And eating food and taking naps,
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life may hold some cheer.

Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter.
Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on.
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.

If cryogenics were all free,
Then you could live like Walt Disney.
And live for all eternity,
inside a block of ice.
But instead your time is set.
This is the only life you get.
And though it hasn't ended yet,
Sometimes you wish it might.

Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money.
Happy birthday!
Your life's so sad it's funny.
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry, so just cut the stupid cake.

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Dear Neocracker :D

This is an epic birthday thread. :p

And Imma say hi to my old boss, who is the most bitter and hateful cantankerous old women I've ever met.

We get along so well. XD

Really I don't have any plans, and I'd get me some Whiskey if the Liquor stores weren't closed today.

Happy birthday old buddy old pal

We were buddies and/or pals?

I was under the impression we were mortal enemies who would take any opportunity and make any deception in order to leave the other person open and unsuspecting?

Well, I guess I can trust you then old friend.

*Turns Back*

Have a sneeze-free birthday, Mistah Crackah. :roll: