If you were a pet, what would your owners be like?

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If you were a pet, what animal would you be, and what would your owners be like? What would they feed you, etc.

I'd be a dog and they'd be a fetishist and an obsessive.

I'd be a cat. My owners would be the types who don't mollycoddle me 24/7 and let me sleep all day.

What's that breed that the police use to sniff out bombs? I'd be that. My owners would be (SPOILER)two gay guys, one pref. a policeman, that would nothing on a weekend/dayoff but do the 'deeds'. They'd feed me Alpo and shampoo my brown, shaggy coat.

I'd be a cat, and my owner would declaw me like the bastard he is.

A dust mite. My owners would neglect me.

I'd be a dog, and they'd be the kind of people that are too lazy to take me on walks, causing me to pee all over the floor in angry pet protest.

I'd be a mussie, and my owner would be the real mussie (because he is I and I am he)

I'd be a squid and my owner would be the grEAT OCEAN KING! PLUNDERER OF THE WORLD, DESTROYER OF THE NIGHTS! LITTLE SHRIMPS IN HIS BEARD!

I would be a lark and my owners would forget me.

i am a moth who just wants to share your light

I'd be a kitten and my owner would be BoB! ^_^

I would be my bunny, laying around all day, eating strawberries and chewing on stuff when anyone is sleeping. :kauberry:

I would be abandoned.

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

I would be abandoned.

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We can live together in a cardboard box in a gutter.